It’s all down hill now
Halloween is over. I am no longer in denial and I am no longer angry. I have resigned myself to the slow creep of Christmas.
So I was thinking about Christmas. We see it everywhere all flash and glitter. So little of it is thoughtful or unique. Plus we must see it in October. I always feel as though my Halloween has been violated if Christmas is stacked on the end-caps when I am in the market for sculls and entrails.
As a fan of off color everything Christmas initially proved confining until I discovered Simon Doonan (Then Barneys NY star window dresser) in high school. I have entertained magenta and orange, aqua and lime, white on white, feathers, disco as the scheme-o-the-season. I am currently not inspired by anything except the fact that Doonan and Jonathan Adler have a Prince head in their home. I heart random artifacts. AND Prince!
Perhaps we could have a Purple Rain theme and Simon and Johnny could loan me the Prince head? You know Mr. Adler finds the head kitschy and disconcerting. We could cut the ass out of Santa’s suit, make Apollonia Mrs. Claus and concentrate on black lace and purple glitter. Have Jay Z remix Perry Como with “I would Cry 4 U”…I am kind of getting excited now. We could write the lyrics of “Purple Rain” in fake snow on the windows….
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